i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm like, not good at living.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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