with your own penis?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i think my cat just said my name.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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