It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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