there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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