Pregnant stripper...not hot.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
birth control should be required to get into college
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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