btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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