Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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