He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My pussy is not your playground.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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