He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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