Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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