Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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