Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize