Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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