no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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