that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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