ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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