I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it because I queefed?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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