gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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