Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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