alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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