I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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