New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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