what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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