your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I love you.
Bad choice
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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