btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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