alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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