is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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