Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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