Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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