So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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