So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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