Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
how does that bad decision feel?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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