Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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