I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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