You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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