Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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