home. puking in laundry basket.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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