Quick, to the slutcave!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
ok first of all what the fuck
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