he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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