Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Come share oat with me in your robe
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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