i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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