you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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