What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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