Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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