How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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