Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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