All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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