he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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