i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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