there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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