My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
